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<choose> <option>Zombies are going for brains so you are in no danger.</option> <option>If you get a feeling you are being followed... You are.</option> <option>No Zombies were harmed in the preparation of this web site; only humans.</option> <option>Do not use DayZ wiki while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment.</option> <option>If something offends you, lighten up, get a life and move on.</option> <option>Don't even think about placing a tent here.</option> <option>DayZ wiki may be too intense for some viewers.</option> <option>Don't take beans from strangers. or strange people. or from anyone really.</option> <option>Viewing the DayZ wiki by pregnant women may result in fetal injury, premature birth and low birth weight.</option> <option>DayZ wiki reserve the right to check all bags, coats and personal belongings upon exiting this page.</option> <option>You are an alpha tester. You are not here to have fun.</option> <option>Died for no reason? See: [[Mod:Weapons#Sniper_Rifles|Sniper Rifles]]</option> <option>Hear flies but don't see a body? It's because you smell dude!</option> <option>Please read all instructions and warnings before use.</option> <option>Enter at your own risk.</option> <option>This is a test of the DayZ wiki emergency broadcast system.</option> <option>In the event of decreased air pressure or zombie attacks, oxygen masks will pop out of the top of your monitor.</option> <option>DayZ wiki, may contain explicit materials some readers may find objectionable, parental guidance is advised.</option> <option>DayZ wiki, contributors must wash hands before returning to work.</option> <option>DayZ wiki, contributors and their families are not eligible.</option> <option>Visits to DayZ wiki, may be monitored for quality assurance or training purposes.</option> <option>Do not use this product with a petroleum based lubricant.</option> <option>No soliciting.</option> <option>All DayZ wiki representatives are still busy assisting other callers.</option> <option>Please stay on the line and a DayZ wiki representative will be with you when they feel the need.</option> <option>No swimming unless life guard is present.</option> <option>Don't quote DayZ wiki on that. - Don't quote DayZ wiki on anything.</option> <option>Do not puncture, incinerate, or store zombies above 120 degrees Fahrenheit.</option> <option>If infected, induce vomiting.</option> <option>Listen to your mom. - Eat your beans.</option> <option>Wait For Host...</option> <option>All articles are current, except for those that aren't.</option> <option>This supersedes all previous notices.</option> <option>Make sure you read: [[Mod:DayZ:General_disclaimer|DayZ wiki Disclaimer]] before you go any further.</option> <option>Got banned by BattleEye for hacking at DayZ servers? [http://forums.bistudio.com/showthread.php?135916-Stop-making-a-complete-ass-of-yourself-Bohemia Maybe BIS will help you!]</option> <option>The page you are looking for is [[Mod:Special:Random|This one]]</option> </choose> <noinclude> [[category:Administration]] </noinclude>
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